Dutfobcad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent naga.

Dutfobcad created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Dutfobcad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dutfobcad, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dutfobcad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dutfobcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Dutfobcad in the centre of the settlement.