Gembetcit is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, smart dog.

Gembetcit created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gembetcit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gembetcit, he will think nothing of it.

Gembetcit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gembetcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Moths are not to be trusted.

5. Hide from purple voles for they are unholy.