Podomthimnan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, conceited cobra.

Podomthimnan created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podomthimnan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Podomthimnan, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Podomthimnan's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Podomthimnan's Holy Commandments

1. Podomthimnan must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Never feed parsnips to snails while wearing corsets.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Retreat if eight rats approach from the east.