Talveennab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating duck.

Talveennab created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talveennab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Talveennab, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Talveennab's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Talveennab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Never feed parsnips to gulls while wearing corsets.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.