Larpnullsom Hitlistbat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast seal.

Larpnullsom Hitlistbat created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpnullsom Hitlistbat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Larpnullsom Hitlistbat, it will jump up and down on your head.

Larpnullsom Hitlistbat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Larpnullsom Hitlistbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Pray towards the east.