Madnanget is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful goat.

Madnanget created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madnanget, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Madnanget, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Madnanget's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Madnanget's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never hop in the presence of great tits.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

4. You must pray to Madnanget eight times a day.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.