Bonkenpomtip is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, fast owl.

Bonkenpomtip created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkenpomtip, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bonkenpomtip, she will manifest in front of you.

Bonkenpomtip's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bonkenpomtip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not hurt grasshopers.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. Worship no other gods but Bonkenpomtip.