Tigdussmid is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unjust seal.

Tigdussmid created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigdussmid, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tigdussmid, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tigdussmid's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tigdussmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not kill seals.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near ants while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing four silver spheres on your hands.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.