Hivabpang is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing elephant.

Hivabpang created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivabpang, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hivabpang, he will turn you into a plant.

Hivabpang's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Hivabpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six ants in a large pit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Put Hivabpang first in all things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.