Cansandfas is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, weak wombat.

Cansandfas created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cansandfas, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cansandfas, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cansandfas' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cansandfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt horses.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always wear indigo.