Cardinlat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, amazing ferret.

Cardinlat created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cardinlat, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cardinlat, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Cardinlat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cardinlat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cardinlat.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Do not stand on grass.