Rutbad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, effective parrot.

Rutbad created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutbad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rutbad, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rutbad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Rutbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Hide from gray geese for they are unholy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not listen to music.