Gebbogwod Pangflybass is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful bat.

Gebbogwod Pangflybass created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebbogwod Pangflybass, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gebbogwod Pangflybass, he will manifest in front of you.

Gebbogwod Pangflybass' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gebbogwod Pangflybass' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not take Gebbogwod Pangflybass' name in vain.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Gebbogwod Pangflybass on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.