Bepflangon is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, deceitful wren.

Bepflangon created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepflangon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bepflangon, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bepflangon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bepflangon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks in need.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Erect five copper sculptures of Bepflangon on top of important buildings.

4. Never feed lots of gooseberries to cats while wearing red skirts.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.
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