Bodwegkapjab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane fox.

Bodwegkapjab created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Bodwegkapjab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bodwegkapjab, he will turn you into a duck.

Bodwegkapjab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bodwegkapjab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Always treat doves with great respect.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bodwegkapjab.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.