Tigsugkom is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome penguin.

Tigsugkom created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigsugkom, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tigsugkom, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Tigsugkom's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tigsugkom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Tigsugkom in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near otters while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing four iron spheres on your hands.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.