Flanhothig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, benevolent crab.

Flanhothig created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Flanhothig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flanhothig, she will turn you into a mole.

Flanhothig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Flanhothig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Flanhothig.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Never run near gulls.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Never talk about fire.