Vilzedpit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing skunk.

Vilzedpit created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Vilzedpit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vilzedpit, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vilzedpit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Vilzedpit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vilzedpit.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never jump in the presence of aardvarks.

5. Never write about nebulae.