Pigfassinpangquarttomgepren Tunvegved is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing wolf.

Pigfassinpangquarttomgepren Tunvegved created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigfassinpangquarttomgepren Tunvegved, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pigfassinpangquarttomgepren Tunvegved, she will destroy your favourite star.

Pigfassinpangquarttomgepren Tunvegved's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Pigfassinpangquarttomgepren Tunvegved's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Always look after injured turtles.

3. Do not keep five geese in a large pit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never sit in holy places.