Pasgilgep is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, deceitful raven.

Pasgilgep created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasgilgep, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pasgilgep, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pasgilgep's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Pasgilgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pasgilgep.