Satnanyatt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable cobra.

Satnanyatt created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satnanyatt, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Satnanyatt, she will think nothing of it.

Satnanyatt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Satnanyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Satnanyatt on top of all buildings.