Mabrenyak is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, annoying dingo.

Mabrenyak created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabrenyak, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mabrenyak, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mabrenyak's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Mabrenyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mabrenyak's priests.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.