Dutganfun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental guinea pig.

Dutganfun created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Dutganfun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dutganfun, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dutganfun's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dutganfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dutganfun.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Worship no other gods but Dutganfun.