Bonxendoss Jamwodgudsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever deer.

Bonxendoss Jamwodgudsaf created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonxendoss Jamwodgudsaf, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonxendoss Jamwodgudsaf, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bonxendoss Jamwodgudsaf's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bonxendoss Jamwodgudsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Never wear blue scarves.