Kabbusmidgar is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awe-inspiring wolf.

Kabbusmidgar created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Kabbusmidgar, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kabbusmidgar, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kabbusmidgar's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kabbusmidgar's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Feed all hungry cats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Kabbusmidgar in the centre of the settlement.