Kabzedarf is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful warg.

Kabzedarf created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabzedarf, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kabzedarf, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Kabzedarf's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Kabzedarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not cook food in pots.