Miprawduss is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, idiotic rhinoceros.

Miprawduss created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miprawduss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Miprawduss, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Miprawduss' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Miprawduss' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help capybaras.