Bonflamkim is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome elephant.

Bonflamkim created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonflamkim, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bonflamkim, he will think nothing of it.

Bonflamkim's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bonflamkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of lemons to mice while wearing white shirts.

2. Always obey Bonflamkim's priests.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not take Bonflamkim's name in vain.