Cepsaffed is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, sage crow.

Cepsaffed created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepsaffed, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cepsaffed, she will not invite you to parties.

Cepsaffed's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cepsaffed's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.