Fonfumfed is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, passionate
zebra.
Fonfumfed created a quark seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fonfumfed, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Fonfumfed, she will cry a lot.
Fonfumfed's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Fonfumfed's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about whales.
2. Never mention birds.
3. Fonfumfed must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Always obey Fonfumfed's priests.
5. Do not covet oxen.