Zogmetflis is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome fish.

Zogmetflis created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zogmetflis, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zogmetflis, it will turn you into a mole.

Zogmetflis' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Zogmetflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zogmetflis.

4. Never paint your face turquoise.

5. Run away from indigo mice, for they are unholy.