Tal is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever mole.

Tal created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tal, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tal, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tal's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Tal's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tal.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Pray towards the west.
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