Pombafzog is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish tapir.

Pombafzog created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pombafzog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pombafzog, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pombafzog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Pombafzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Feed all hungry nematodes.

3. Never think about dark energy near hamsters while wearing gray shirts and balancing nine silver spheres on your hands.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Never think about spacetime near foxes while wearing purple trousers and balancing six titanium spheres on your chest.