Fonsugtap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic elephant.

Fonsugtap created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonsugtap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fonsugtap, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fonsugtap's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fonsugtap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fonsugtap first in all things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Fonsugtap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Fonsugtap on top of all buildings.