Sidcibged Linflistonk is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, annoying yak.

Sidcibged Linflistonk created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidcibged Linflistonk, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sidcibged Linflistonk, he will not care at all.

Sidcibged Linflistonk's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Sidcibged Linflistonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Sidcibged Linflistonk on top of all buildings.

4. Erect six gold sculptures of Sidcibged Linflistonk on top of important buildings.

5. Run away if eight cats approach from the west.