Stipbitnab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, fast grasshopper.

Stipbitnab created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipbitnab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stipbitnab, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stipbitnab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Stipbitnab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three nematodes approach from the south.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stipbitnab.

3. Do not take Stipbitnab's name in vain.

4. Never think about dark matter near shrews while wearing purple coats and balancing nine tin spheres on your feet.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.