Misnillced is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain deer.

Misnillced created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Misnillced, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Misnillced, he will turn you into a mouse.

Misnillced's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Misnillced's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.