Xuckyaksad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy aardvark.

Xuckyaksad created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckyaksad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xuckyaksad, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xuckyaksad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Xuckyaksad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.