Fadsugflam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, staggering hamster.

Fadsugflam created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadsugflam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fadsugflam, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fadsugflam's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fadsugflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never paint your neck turquoise.

4. Always help geese in need.

5. You must never eat limes.