Veddapnill is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy dingo.

Veddapnill created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Veddapnill, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Veddapnill, he will turn you into a puffin.

Veddapnill's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Veddapnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Do not take Veddapnill's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Veddapnill.