Canyogkon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, narcissistic fairy.

Canyogkon created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canyogkon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Canyogkon, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Canyogkon's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Canyogkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Always help sick manatees.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Canyogkon.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.