Lidlundub is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful owl.

Lidlundub created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Lidlundub, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lidlundub, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Lidlundub's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Lidlundub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lidlundub.