Hakbagfum Flyyakhas is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered frog.

Hakbagfum Flyyakhas created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakbagfum Flyyakhas, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hakbagfum Flyyakhas, he will turn you into a duck.

Hakbagfum Flyyakhas' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Hakbagfum Flyyakhas' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.