Limfodcidnat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring mongoose.

Limfodcidnat created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Limfodcidnat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Limfodcidnat, she will turn you into a frog.

Limfodcidnat's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Limfodcidnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Always help cats.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never laugh near nematodes.