Hudyatfum is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest
dog.
Hudyatfum created Asia nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hudyatfum, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Hudyatfum, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Hudyatfum's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Hudyatfum's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Never talk about solid mechanics near gulls while wearing pink shoes and balancing four nickel spheres on your legs.
3. Never laugh in the presence of shrews.
4. Always help ants in need.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.