Gam Narsinlik Honpansis is a god.
It takes the form of a small, blissful
squid.
Gam Narsinlik Honpansis created humankind three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gam Narsinlik Honpansis, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Gam Narsinlik Honpansis, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Gam Narsinlik Honpansis' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Gam Narsinlik Honpansis' Holy Commandments1. Never skip near birds.
2. Never sprint in the presence of snakes.
3. Gam Narsinlik Honpansis loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.
4. Do not speak about lemons.
5. Always look after injured turtles.