Binsogyik is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable duck.

Binsogyik created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Binsogyik, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Binsogyik, he will be mildly annoyed.

Binsogyik's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Binsogyik's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six tortoises approach from the east.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Binsogyik on top of all buildings.

3. Erect three platinum sculptures of Binsogyik on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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