Nuttfadmat Quambunbabgod is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, humane sheep.

Nuttfadmat Quambunbabgod created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttfadmat Quambunbabgod, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nuttfadmat Quambunbabgod, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nuttfadmat Quambunbabgod's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nuttfadmat Quambunbabgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Worship no other gods but Nuttfadmat Quambunbabgod.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.