Bidfenteen is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty bird.

Bidfenteen created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidfenteen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bidfenteen, he will destroy your home planet.

Bidfenteen's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bidfenteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Feed all hungry geese.