Pidyokpod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain pigeon.

Pidyokpod created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidyokpod, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pidyokpod, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pidyokpod's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Pidyokpod's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven grasshopers approach from the north.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Never sprint near capybaras.